At bedtime one night, the wife
became aware
that her husband was touching
her in a most
unusual manner. He started by
running his hand across her shoulders, the
small of her
back and then over her breasts,
touching them
lightly. He proceeded to run his
hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
over her
stomach, and then down the other
side to a
point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first
up one side and down the other.
His hand ran
further down the outside of her
thighs. His
gentle probing then started up the inside of
her left thigh, stopped and then
did the same
to her right thigh.
The wife was squirming with
desire when her husband suddenly stopped and
rolled over to
his side of the bed.
“Why are you stopping, darling?”
she
whispered. He whispered back, “I found the
remote!
A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man And Finally Got Marries With Him One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother: ‘My Husband Only Has One Foot‘. Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your Father Has Only 5 Inches‘
LOL. :D
Worst thing that could happen when you’re in love:
- it’s when the person you love stops doing the things which made you fall in love.
Since SEX is easy; LOVE is hard to find
— ~MINE
Fieldtrip 2012
